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Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow-white decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is Preparing to take the bath. Dwarfs protest vehemently and then Snow white relents and says that when i get into the water and u hear the splash, u can turn around. Snow white undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very moment she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can. The moment the dwarfs hear the SPLASH, the Dwarfs turn around and see Snow white standing NAKED. Now if this incident is a sequel to an ad, what product is being advertised?

Page down for answer NOW. A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the drive way and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, 'It's dark in here, isn't it?

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'Yes it is,' the man replies. 'You want to buy a baseball?' The little boy asks. 'No thanks,' the man replies.

'I think you do want to buy a baseball,' the little extortionist continues. The man replies after considering the position he is in. 'Twenty-five dollars,' the little boy replies. 'TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!'

The man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the drive way and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy. 'It's dark in here, isn't it?' The boy starts off.

'Yes it is,' replies the man. 'Wanna buy a baseball glove?' The little boy asks.

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The hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage. 'Fifty dollars,' the boy replies and the transaction is completed.

The next weekend, the little boy's father says 'Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch.' I sold them,' replies the little boy. 'How much did you get for them?' Asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. 'Seventy-five dollars,' the little boy says.

'SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now.

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You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,' the father explains as he hauls the child away. At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says 'It's dark in here, isn't it?' 'Don't you start that shit in here now,' the priest says.

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Elton goes to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers the door. 'Hi, is Gilbert home?' 'No he went to the store.' 'Well, do you mind if I wait?'